Every celeb these days wants to walk the Inca catwalk…. Yesterday, Spanish- and English-language media outlets gushed over the announcement that a high-profile photo shoot is scheduled to take place November 4 at Machu Picchu. A dozen Maxim bikini models will parade around the former Inca citadel in high heels and thongs. Leading the stampede may be Paris Hilton, although she hasn’t signed any contracts yet to appear in Machu Picchu Bikini Peru 2008. There will be fuzzy llamas and locals in ponchos and a Peruvian fashion photographer behind the viewfinder, to ensure that the entire process is autentico. I am having a hard time getting excited about this. Yes, Paris…